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Puff Pastry 

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops
Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.
Puff Pastry by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

Alabama Puff Pastry 

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
Alabama Puff Pastry by BumScout November 3, 2013

Pastry puff 

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy
Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?
Pastry puff by Cancer99 January 8, 2017

Pasty Puff 

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."
Pasty Puff by kfc4life November 5, 2023

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026