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Puff Pastry 

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops
Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.
Puff Pastry by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

Alabama Puff Pastry 

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
Alabama Puff Pastry by BumScout November 3, 2013

Pastry puff 

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy
Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?
Pastry puff by Cancer99 January 8, 2017

Pasty Puff 

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."
Pasty Puff by kfc4life November 5, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026