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pudendal 

It is a nerve which controls the function and sensation of many things such as the penis and clitoris, the areas around the scrotum, perineum, and anus. It also controls part of the urethral sphincter and the external rectal sphincter. (Used to describe various forms of sexual as well as daily functions. See examples.)
"Pudendal!"

"The lady friend was in town this weekend. I was busy pudendaling."

"I was at home watching some pron and playing with my pudendal."

"After eating that Indiain buffet, I pudendaled all over my pants."
pudendal by pudendalmaster May 1, 2010
Words you can keep

Pudendal 

Adj referring to someone who falls between a dick and an asshole, much as the pudendal nerve and artery supply the perineum between the genitalia and the anus.
What a pudendal douche!
Her writing was so pudendal I wanted to smack her through the page.

The Verizon commercial guy is the epitome of pudendal- he thinks he's so cute but you really want to see an alligator eat him.
Pudendal by ThatDamnLinguist February 5, 2019

pudendal cleft 

Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.
Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....

Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.

Dave: Sweet!
pudendal cleft by pagga warhorse April 20, 2014

Pudendal Sag 

The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.
Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.
Pudendal Sag by YAWA October 20, 2022

pudendal trick 

The pudendal trick is a common contraceptive technique. It involves pressing down on the miki patch, or area below scrotum, just before ejaculation. When doing this, the pudendal nerve is compressed, preventing the stimulus for ejaculation but allowing for orgasm. Essentially, a dry cum. This trick has also been used as a method of keeping things clean while acting solo.
"Hey dude, tired of dirty boxers, try the pudendal trick"

"Damn I was just about to nut in her but luckily she did the pudendal trick on me"

Pudenda Voluntariosa 

Latin for "willful cunt." A derogatory term for malevolent, evil, conniving women. A harpy.
Karen is the paradigmatic pudenda voluntariosa, she follows in the footsteps of legendary Lucrezia Borgia, the sister of Cesare Borgia (Bojar).
Pudenda Voluntariosa by Iblisatan February 9, 2007
The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".
"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"
pudenda by Gahmuret July 4, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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