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Sticky Pubes 

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.
Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.
Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Pubessence 

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

pubestain 

the stain, frequently found on the crotch of the underpants, resulting from semen that has stuck to the pubes
I've been fucking too much recently as evidenced by the pubestains in my undies.
pubestain by Buttceth November 6, 2012

dirty bag of pubes 

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.
Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.
dirty bag of pubes by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

Pubesmegator

This refers to anything negative or you don’t like
“God Tasha is being such a pubesmegator”
Pubesmegator by Bobshackleford November 29, 2020
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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