Pubesy

a boy who has fantasies about guys older than him, but is in denial and tries to get in with girls older than him but fails miserably... he wouldn't mind losing his virginty to a guy although he claims he's not into men

guy 1: he likes guys?
guy 2: yeah hes a total pubesy

by anonymous1545465 April 15, 2009

Sticky Pubes

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Pubessence

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.

Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

pubestain

the stain, frequently found on the crotch of the underpants, resulting from semen that has stuck to the pubes

I've been fucking too much recently as evidenced by the pubestains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 6, 2012

dirty bag of pubes

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.

Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.

by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

Pubesmegator

This refers to anything negative or you don’t like

“God Tasha is being such a pubesmegator”

by Bobshackleford November 29, 2020