A washed finished Uruguayan handball and penalty mechent who dives against PissG and when searched on urban dictionary couldn't be found similar to his status on the football feild for 89 minutes before rising for Bribelona FC like Pessidog and biting the goalkeeper before scoring a tapin. Known for servinge the dish of Chiellini's shoulder which was a biting success.
Chants about Puarez include "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" which is an accurate representation of his ingame peformance. After giving pessi his daily pleasure he goes back to farming in U8 leagues around the world with his favourite ghost Camelnaldo.
Chants about Puarez include "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" which is an accurate representation of his ingame peformance. After giving pessi his daily pleasure he goes back to farming in U8 leagues around the world with his favourite ghost Camelnaldo.
by realistpessidog August 28, 2023