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A washed finished Uruguayan handball and penalty mechent who dives against PissG and when searched on urban dictionary couldn't be found similar to his status on the football feild for 89 minutes before rising for Bribelona FC like Pessidog and biting the goalkeeper before scoring a tapin. Known for servinge the dish of Chiellini's shoulder which was a biting success.

Chants about Puarez include "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" which is an accurate representation of his ingame peformance. After giving pessi his daily pleasure he goes back to farming in U8 leagues around the world with his favourite ghost Camelnaldo.
Person 1: Do you know Suarez?
Person 2: Oh, do you mean Puarez the Varcelona Fraud?
Puarez by realistpessidog August 27, 2023
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Pharez is an amazing person who enjoys helping others and he gets all the girls. Everyone want to be his friend and he don’t take shit form no one
Girl 1: did u see pharez today he’s so cute

Girl 2: ikr any girl would be lucky to have him
Pharez by Fountain August 9, 2018
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Puarez • Pharez • parez • parezay • PUREZA • purezc • Pure Z
Hes a player , he manipulates everyone into thinking there wrong .

Hes aggravating , and very much annoying.

His music is very much trash , he can khs.
ew look its parez....
parez by isackywh January 10, 2022
PureZC is one of the largest Zelda Classic fan sites available, with everything you need for Zelda Classic.
PureZC is a Zelda Classic resource
purezc by Wild Bill April 9, 2003
Parez is a cute, sexy, naughty and a hard worker girl. She has two sides to her where if you play her with her or fuck her over it’s gonna be a nightmare and your biggest regret. Parez can be bubbly, immature and ratchet at times, however she is also emotional and has a soft heart where she can sometimes cry to herself to sleep. She’s a girl thats stunning, caring, loving and the best mother in the world. She’s full of surprises and makes you feel loved. But be careful she got a mouth on her and can ruin your life
Dammmm is that Parez?

Parez is in the building
Parez by I’ll.always.love.you November 22, 2021
a state of being poor, destitute and lacking in finances.
My salary has not yet arrived, I'm pureza already.
pureza by pureza sta mesa October 28, 2010
A skinny crackhead who acts like a poopoo face.
Girl: nobody wants a crackhead like pharez in their life, don’t you?
Pharez by Lfjdjxj October 5, 2019
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