A washed finished Uruguayan handball and penalty mechent who dives against PissG and when searched on urban dictionary couldn't be found similar to his status on the football feild for 89 minutes before rising for Bribelona FC like Pessidog and biting the goalkeeper before scoring a tapin. Known for servinge the dish of Chiellini's shoulder which was a biting success.
Chants about Puarez include "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" which is an accurate representation of his ingame peformance. After giving pessi his daily pleasure he goes back to farming in U8 leagues around the world with his favourite ghost Camelnaldo.
Chants about Puarez include "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside" which is an accurate representation of his ingame peformance. After giving pessi his daily pleasure he goes back to farming in U8 leagues around the world with his favourite ghost Camelnaldo.
by realistpessidog August 28, 2023
An ultimatley finished washed ancient ghost farmer, Finishiano is known primarily for frauding his way to penalties by diving and flopping like divemar and farming against small farmer clubs such as getafe, norwich and even the whole country of Luxembourg!
Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.
Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.
Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.
Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.
Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.
Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.
Person 1: Do you know Ronaldo
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant
by realistpessidog October 03, 2023
The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.
Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.
Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.
Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.
Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.
Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance
by realistpessidog October 30, 2023
Typically 12 to 17 year old teens who have fake depression and choose to have a sad bart wallpaper for their iphone 14. They usually imagine themselves in a tiktok edit as being a sad Billie Eilish while simultaneously being in their mothers Mercades G-wagon.
Person 1: what are you an enthusiast about? Person 2 : I'm a Billie Eilish enthusiast. Person 1:Dies of cringe.
by realistpessidog May 04, 2023
An Argentinian fraud known for handballing goals and sniffing baking powder of his rigged world cup trophy. Known for getting frauded by german ball boys in the world cup as well as bribing Seria A officials to a championship in a farmers league. Finished 8 year old kids known as penaldo merchants will claim that this ghost is better than pessidog.
by realistpessidog August 28, 2023