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Poolside picnic
When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.
She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.
Poolside picnic by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017
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Poolside Pong
Poolside Pong is a revolutionary twist to the popular game of beer pong. It has taken America's favorite drinking game and made it better than ever. Poolside Pong is the year round inflatable beer pong table that has all the features of traditional beer pong and more! Its unique and portable design allows you to bring beer pong out of homes and dorms and into pools, lakes, beaches and tailgate parties. Poolside Pong is the ultimate year round accessory that no party should be without! Poolside Pong is often referred to in a more generic term water pong.
Poolside Pong is played exactly like regular beer pong but in the water, and although bouncing is more difficult, it's not impossible. Poolside Pong is commonly written about on blogs as a perfect game for pick up and creating a fun social dynamic at the beach, lake, or on spring break, because the familiarity of the game in a new setting creates a buzz that everyone wants to be part of.
Poolside Pong is played exactly like regular beer pong but in the water, and although bouncing is more difficult, it's not impossible. Poolside Pong is commonly written about on blogs as a perfect game for pick up and creating a fun social dynamic at the beach, lake, or on spring break, because the familiarity of the game in a new setting creates a buzz that everyone wants to be part of.
Poolside Pong by 310h! March 11, 2009
Poolside Loungeabout
Poolside Loungeabout--an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin' food & fashion.
A proper Vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a sexy swimsuit with sparkles. At $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.
Poolside Loungeabout by Lucy Lou Who September 14, 2009
Poolside Income
You have a steady stream of money "Poolside Income" being wired in to your account, requiring no effort on your part.
Poolside Income by Boulderhof September 20, 2010
Poolside Parker
Poolside Parker by Liz July 26, 2004
Poolside Living
Friend: How's life treating you?
Me: Loving it! Enjoying the Poolside Living lifestyle at the moment.
Me: Loving it! Enjoying the Poolside Living lifestyle at the moment.
Poolside Living by Smileurban1 September 5, 2023
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