ptol

"Post Tits Or Leave" Commonly used in the INDUSTRIAL room on soulseek when noobs refuse to gtfo after being told UTSEF. Usually directed at females who migrated to the INDUSTRIAL room from the goth room.

{firebloomedfromfrost} you guys are really cool
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders

by Fritzkrieg February 19, 2006

Ptol

Ptol is a very pretty lady.

I can’t believe you haven’t met Ptol yet! She’s so pretty!

by TheRexian December 17, 2021

Ptolemy

He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!

Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”

Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”

by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018

Ptolemaic Hoe

1. A hoe that pertains to Ptolemy and his belief that Earth is the center of the universe
2. A self-centered hoe

Ugh she thinks the world revolves around her, she's such a Ptolemaic Hoe.

by garigasaw December 17, 2020

Ptolemy Hill

Big Boi programmer.

"Hey who's the coder"
"Oh, that's just a Ptolemy Hill"

by DefinatlyNotAJelousProgrammer October 18, 2022

Dirty Ptolemy

When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.

person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”

person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”

by nothing lass ;) April 30, 2020

Ptols

A made up word invented by ME!! for the purpose of annoying people on UrbanDictionary for no reason.

Ptols will annoy you very mcuh.

by ME!! January 26, 2005