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Ptolomey is a pathetic idiot that doesn't know what his life means about. He generally keeps himself depressed and YOU SHOULDN'T be there for him. He's generally a ginger and we all know what gingers are like.

Keep away from him, he will send you awful song lyrics and make you want to die.
Girl: Have you met Ptolomey?
Boy: Yea, he's so annoying isn't he.
Girl: Isn't he just...
by BobIsWeird January 22, 2018
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