Psychosomatitch

An imagined itchiness at the mention of a parasite such as bedbugs or lice.

The mere mention of lice gave her a psychosomatitch

by Jafbaritone February 23, 2017

psychosomatic

When the doctor won't take the time to find out whats wrong with you and then precedes to makes you think you're crazy

An example of a psychosomatic illness is when a doctor says you need to see a psychiatrist, because you were tired all the time and then another doctor runs some blood test and concluded you have mono

by doctorwhatsup November 3, 2012

Psychosomatic

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.

Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria

A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.

Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)

by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010

Psychosomatic

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot

Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic

by Poopbuttbootyface September 9, 2019

psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.

Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.

by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Psychosomaticantidestination

The mostly emotional but sometimes confused rational perception one feels after driving a vehicle many hours without sleep which makes one hopelessly feel as though the earth is moving toward and under the vehicle but that the vehicle is not moving of its own accord toward the desired destination.

You feel as though the horizon is moving toward you as the planet turns opposite the direction you are logically traveling, but, at the same time, you are not going anywhere toward your destination. Never mind that the planet does not always have the same velocity of your vehicle--and you know it--then you may have had or are having the perception of psychosomaticantidestination.

by twistedtimmy November 16, 2010