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Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.
Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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Billypops

Billypops is the plural to the word billypop, used to describe singular cells of the virus corvid-19 and all it's subsequent derivative mutations.

The billypop definition was accepted on the 30th of March 2020 where upon a huge reduction in deaths globally occurred.

Is seems as though most of the deaths caused by this virus were in fact caused by the psychosomatic effect of the media fear mongering and not the reletivly benign cough, the names used in this campaign were strong, intimidating and exclusivly plurilistic which disenabled most human's ability to intuitively understand an thus control the tiny little idiot billypops.

Much more natural to say than the existing terminology, billypops is known for it's fast rate of infection between hosts, coughing, fevers and other symptoms.. also soon to be realised is that this rather annoying bunch of wasted proteins could easily be cured with a smoothy made from raw grass clippings, raw lettuse, raw mushrooms, OJ an black pepper to taste.
July contracted billypops, i hope every stupid little billypop dies, i should get her a smoothie, job done.
by Rilighan March 31, 2020
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psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.
Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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Tyranny Tonic

A type of smoothy made from the pre-blended juice of a handful of grass, Iceburg and romanian lettuce, raw white and chestnut mushrooms, black pepper and OJ.. within hours all symptoms gone for good.
Darling, could you pop to shop an get the ingredients to a tyranny tonic.. feel a bit of a cold coming along.. the silver lining of 2020!
by Rilighan February 1, 2021
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Meta

Faceshit.
That company that retarded a generation with a monopoly.

And when someone diorear's on someone's face.
It was a 69, then because of food poisoning she did a Meta on me.
by Rilighan March 18, 2022
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Billypop

A Billypop is a singular virus cell from the species corvid-19 and all its subsequent derived mutations.
Betty caught billypops the other day an is in quarantine.. I hope every last Billypop dies an she recovers.
by Rilighan March 30, 2020
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shill

A shill is an agent who tries to commit espionage against the public as part of their job.

Paid to do so, their methods vary, classically by pretending to be a member of the public an causing social disruption to ineffectualize the infiltrated group.

What distinguishes them from other agents of espionage is that they try to work against the best interests of the public.

Like evil spys but with much less credibility an aptitude.
Shills are worth less to society than an average puddle of shit, an Facebook's got most of them..
by Rilighan January 26, 2023
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