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psychomania

A bizarre condition used to describe someone that is an utter tool and offers help to other people in online forums purely on the basis of getting points or ratings in exchange for it.
User : "I am having problems with my Nokia 7500prism phone?"

Psychomania : "You are a stupid user, it is not you phone causing the problem, it is you."

User : "Dammit, that was not helpful at all, I'm giving you a bad rating"

Psychomania : "Oh No! Please not that, I beg of you, please do not rate me down.....no....."
psychomania by Paul Roux October 25, 2007

psychoanalyze 

jump to conclusions, assume you know someone's mind or true motivations based on very limited evidence. Often used in a negative sense.
Julie: "I'd never date someone who doesn't eat cheese -- he's probably one of those judgmental health nuts."
Jaden: "Whoa, no need to psychoanalyze him! Maybe he just doesn't like the taste."

Louie: "It's been 6 minutes since she last texted. Do you think I said something wrong??"
Aiden: "Dude, calm down. You don't need to psychoanalyze everything she does..."
psychoanalyze by CharmanderKabobs September 12, 2021

ponchomania

Ponchomania is a phenomona sweeping the country, the world, well infact it is sweeping the enitre universe. This involves people, only the coolest of the cool, wearing beautiful ponchos so that they can look like giant walking triangles, it is a well known fact triangles are the universes favourite shape! Ponchomania is simply a way to express this fantastical trend that makes even the greatest person look like an idiot.
Pochomania, coming soon to a town near you.
ponchomania by anon December 20, 2004

Psychofanaticism 

1) Initially taking on a healthy interest in something of current public interest (may or may not be positive), and progressively becoming psychotically fixated on the issue to the point of committing mass lethal, and anti-social acts as a means for change. Extremely similar to the standard psychotic individual, but with a more specific means to their mental state.

2)In more casual usage: One who is too overbearing and obnoxious about their interests, and constantly expresses their superiority because of it.
1) The Joker from the Batman series (With the former businessman back story)

2)Extremist Anti-Abortionists

3)Some religious sects who use pyrotechnics and exploit both their own and other peoples lives to glorify their cause.

Example use in a sentence:

Psychofanatic: "Hey, hey, hey, you! New guy! I see that you have a Metallica T-shirt!"

Person 1: "Uh... Hell yeah man they're sick!"

Psychofanatic: "Haha you still listen to Metallica? Bow down before Prog-Metal! for there is no comparison to this true art of epicness! If you walk around with that on, you might as well die in a hole...!"

Person 1: "Shit... This guy isn't the first today... is this a school for psychofanaticism or something?" e_e
Psychofanaticism by Axtonion April 30, 2014

psychoanalysis 

1) Freudian masturbation
2) Set of very strange ideas about female sexality (I mean penis envy - come on!)
3) Some pretty strange ideas about male sexuality (for example: why you fancied your Mum)
4) The reason your childhood has ruined the rest of your life
Psychoanalysis showed us how Hans fear of horses was because he wanted his father out of the way so that he could crack onto his Mother!
psychoanalysis by James R. March 12, 2006

psychoanalyze 

when someone is over-analyzing a situation and sounding psychotic when explaining what they think.
Girl: “She thinks her whole family is out to get her..”

Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”
psychoanalyze by Hubolts January 12, 2022