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Past tense of psychoanalyze: to jump to conclusions, assume you know someone's mind or true motivations with very limited evidence

Mallory: "Then she was like, 'He seriously likes kale? I'm guessing he drives a Prius, too.'"
Mick: "Psychoanalyzed me, eh? What an idiot."

Valerie: "He's always acting like he's smarter than everyone. Talking about what they REALLY think when they do this or that."
Vic: "Yeah, he psychoanalyzed me on day 1. I told him to knock it off or I'd knock him out."

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psychoanalyzed

This is what is a process that is carried out by a psychiatrist prior to a person being declared sane or insane, a person undergoing psychoanalyst usually has a reason, which means most people who are psychoanalyzed if found sane still have some BIGGG problems or as they call it in the biz some "issues" goin on upstairs.

Guy: dude i red on your ex's xanga she was gettin psychoanalyzed. that shits fucked up
Me: o damn that enplanes a lot.
Guy: is that why she keeps calling you
Me: i guess so, i mean i haven't called her back in 2 years.
Guy: yep

psychoanalyzed by Steveopolos April 9, 2007

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psychoanalyze

jump to conclusions, assume you know someone's mind or true motivations based on very limited evidence. Often used in a negative sense.

Julie: "I'd never date someone who doesn't eat cheese -- he's probably one of those judgmental health nuts."
Jaden: "Whoa, no need to psychoanalyze him! Maybe he just doesn't like the taste."

Louie: "It's been 6 minutes since she last texted. Do you think I said something wrong??"
Aiden: "Dude, calm down. You don't need to psychoanalyze everything she does..."

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psychoanalyze

when someone is over-analyzing a situation and sounding psychotic when explaining what they think.

Girl: “She thinks her whole family is out to get her..”

Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”

psychoanalyze by Hubolts January 12, 2022

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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