Psychiatrise 

Adjective coming from the noun 'psychiatrist'. The act of being somebody's psychiatrist and listening to and solving their problems.

A: "You can be my psychiatrist"

B: "That sounds super challenging"

A: "No Lewis I'm easy to Psychiatrise"

Psychiatrise by bitsilly April 30, 2012

psychiatric vacation 

A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.

I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.

psychiatric vacation by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

armchair psychiatrist

A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge or psychiatry. More than just advice with no clinical know how.

I was at work and some a-hole that I was talking to tried to give me advice on my ADD, he even offered me ways to obtain ADD medication, what an a-hole armchair psychiatrist!

armchair psychiatrist by Anti-a-hole October 9, 2009

psychiatrism 

the desire to become a psychiatrist, falsely label others as mentally ill, and then to treat them with harmful methods for a profit

Dr. Cutdabrain was yet another victim of psychiatrism

psychiatrism by Elvin F. Verdad June 25, 2008

Psychiatric disorder 

An illness of the mind or brain which causes major disruption in a person's thinking, feelings and behaviour, and which is serious enough to require medical intervention. Also known as mental illness or mental disorder.

Schizophrenia is a very severe psychiatric disorder.

Psychiatric disorder by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Psychiatrist 

A dandified drug dealer.

"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn

Psychiatrist by nethcev! September 20, 2006

Psychiatrist 

Subhuman con-artists who specialize in deceiving the naive into believing the problems they have can be explained in pseudo-medical jargon, only to further the dangerously experimental agenda of the pharmaceutical industry, regularly profiting in direct correlation to how many of these drugs they can push onto the general public.

I've visited 6 different psychiatrists and received 6 completely different diagnoses, none of their "medications" or opinions helped in in any which way.

Psychiatrist by Space Wrangler June 3, 2021