Pseudosand

not sand and is not sand.

is like sand, but more not like sand.

sand but not sand, sandy for sand.

Woah! Check it out, Motto Motto is jacking off in the shower to a picture of an ugly hippo covered in pseudosand.
Also he killed your air.

Pseudosand by Smooth Stone July 19, 2020

pseudodendronecropaedophilia 

Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...

Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...

pseudodendronecropaedophilia by Psycholist August 11, 2008

Pseudomonday 

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.

The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.

Pseudomonday by DeeLighted September 4, 2012

Pseudosacrosanct 

Where did you even find this word? Because this is some really long ass word.

#lol #ok

Corey: PSEUDOSACROSANCT SACROSANCT PERVERSION!

P!ATD fan : Huh ok.

Pseudosacrosanct by Anonymous Narcotic May 18, 2017

pseudofan

1- Someone who has on geographical and/or social attachment to a particular sports team, yet for some reason have been rooting for that particular team since they can remember.

Person A: Why are you going for the Patriots? You should be rooting for the the Rams, and other St. Louis teams!

Person B: I have always been rooting for the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Patriots since I have been born!

Person A: Fine, but your a Patriots pseudofan!

pseudofan by pseudonym definer January 3, 2011

pseudosoldier 

(Commonly found in U.S. Military, U.S. Air Force) Can be described as the following; one who is lazy and complains, whines and bitches about every little thing, lives by the phrase "but why do i have to do that", lacks a cunt hair of integrity because they refuse to look you in the eye and stand up for what they say, does not have backbone or a "set" because they are true cowards at heart. These pseudosoldiers don't deserve to wear the pin a medal came with. They also haven't sacrificed anything in their lives and pretend to be actual soldiers. (By the way, a dictionary definition of a "soldier" is one engaged in military service)

Can you believe this pseudosoldier can't stand up for what he says?

pseudosoldier by Urabitch Willey85 February 21, 2011

pseudomandingo 

when women pose their bodies in front of men to make them feel psychologically through esp that they’re being penetrated by a penis.

The pseudomandingo allowed women to fantasize about men when they think about sex during the day.

pseudomandingo by Coop Dupe March 3, 2020