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Pseudohot

Someone who seems to be attractive when you first meet them but once you get to know them they are disgusting.
“yo that girl elizabeth is hot!”
nah dude she’s pseudohot don’t waste your time.”
by Jiiiiiiiizzzbros November 3, 2018
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pseudhoe

A girl who is pseudo-edgy/faux-alternative. Probably has an art or photography Instagram. Listens to Rap Caviar on Spotify or mac demarco. Became lil peep and X fans after they died. Her depop is in her Instagram bio and she's vegan on some days. She creates a mysterious and alternative persona to give meaning to her comfortable suburban life. Likely lives in South West London. Owns a golden retriever or jack russell.
Guy 1: This Chloe girl seems really interesting, she's into art and stuff
Guy 2: Don't fall for it. She's defo a pseudhoe
by YungTolz January 31, 2019
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pseudodating

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008
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Pseudointellectual

A pseudointellectual is someone who spews great amounts of garbage, interlaces it with huge words, and then expects to be accepted by the generally weak-minded sheep as a true intellectual. they are to be pitied and shown no leniency whenever you tromp on them with an actual argument. script kiddies are often pseudointellectuals.
A weak minded person who tries to convince others that he is intelligent, by writing or talking nonsense using complicated terms and expressions is called pseudointellectual.
by kumz December 2, 2007
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Pseudogon

Person: what’s on YouTube
YouTube: YTP: frosty the humanoid popsicle gets divorced by Pseudogon
Person: yay
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
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Pseudofat

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
by Yona hex July 10, 2012
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Pseudomonday

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
by DeeLighted September 4, 2012
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