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Pseudo-Hot

A person that has qualities of a hot one, but is not necessarily attractive.
That girl is really pseudo-hot, I mean, look at her clothes!
Pseudo-Hot by William Hayes April 11, 2010
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Pseudohot 

Someone who seems to be attractive when you first meet them but once you get to know them they are disgusting.
“yo that girl elizabeth is hot!”
“nah dude she’s pseudohot don’t waste your time.”
Pseudohot by Jiiiiiiiizzzbros November 3, 2018

Pseudothot

A pseudothot is a woman (or in some cases man) who is obviously trying to look and act like a thot but isn't thotty enough to be a thot.
"OMG Kayla looks like such a thot!"
"Yeah, but she's not thotty enough to be a thot"
"Then she's a pseudothot."
Pseudothot by CAPTAIN SEAL June 16, 2018

pseudohomo 

a subcultural aspect in which the participants, overwhelmingly males, pretend to be gay with each other on a regular basis without the need of saying "no homo" as a means of laughless humor usually in the form of greetings, body language, and sometimes, found in casual discussion.

Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.

But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.

But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Jason: Hey baby cakes, watchadoin?

Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there

Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...

Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?

Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....

Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...

Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?

Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...

Cosmo: Fuckyear!
pseudohomo by gay for peaches December 9, 2009

pseudohomosexuality 

the act of acting gay with friends. usually spoken with a lot of lisp
so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and then cuddle.

that is pseudohomosexuality

pseudohomie 

1. a mysterious person who falls in and out of your life, who has made a great impact on you, despite you only knowing their name.

2. someone who thinks they are your friend but in reality you don't even know them, either by accident/prank or for other reasons
"3 years ago a pseudohomie starting talking to me randomly at work and i still live by their words to this day"

"A pseudohomie just dapped me up in the hallway just now, crazy"
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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