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Pseudo-Thot 

•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.

•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)

•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.

(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)

•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.

•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.

Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
Pseudo-Thot by Meme Empire November 8, 2017
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Pseudothot

A pseudothot is a woman (or in some cases man) who is obviously trying to look and act like a thot but isn't thotty enough to be a thot.
"OMG Kayla looks like such a thot!"
"Yeah, but she's not thotty enough to be a thot"
"Then she's a pseudothot."
Pseudothot by CAPTAIN SEAL June 16, 2018

Pseudohot 

Someone who seems to be attractive when you first meet them but once you get to know them they are disgusting.
“yo that girl elizabeth is hot!”
“nah dude she’s pseudohot don’t waste your time.”
Pseudohot by Jiiiiiiiizzzbros November 3, 2018
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