The pseudo-hobo is usually a younger homeless man that is homeless not due to hardships or mental disorders but rather from disillusioned hippy ideals and/or an addiction to laziness and often crystal meth. Pseudo-hobos thrive in college towns where they try to land naive college girls, who will offer them a couch to crash on much to the dismay of her roommates.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
They are most easily spotted by their grundgy apparel usually consisting of baggy clothes or hipstery clothing. They almost always are near a public computer wear they can get easy access to porn and myspace accounts.
"Dude someone has to let me borrow their phone! I just got this girls number on myspace"-Pseudo-hobo #1
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
"Shut up I'm busy jerking off on this public computer"-Pseudo-hobo #2
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Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.
But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.
But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.
But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.
But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Jason: Hey baby cakes, watchadoin?
Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there
Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...
Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?
Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....
Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...
Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?
Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...
Cosmo: Fuckyear!
Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there
Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...
Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?
Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....
Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...
Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?
Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...
Cosmo: Fuckyear!
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