Pseudofat
A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
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pseudodating
A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.
One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.
Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.
Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008
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Pseudointellectual
A pseudointellectual is someone who spews great amounts of garbage, interlaces it with huge words, and then expects to be accepted by the generally weak-minded sheep as a true intellectual. they are to be pitied and shown no leniency whenever you tromp on them with an actual argument. script kiddies are often pseudointellectuals.
A weak minded person who tries to convince others that he is intelligent, by writing or talking nonsense using complicated terms and expressions is called pseudointellectual.
Pseudointellectual by kumz December 2, 2007
pseudofriend
An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to
a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.
Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.
Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.
Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.
Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006
pseudopatriot
pseudopatriot by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
pseudogarboyle
Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.
The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is
P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.
Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.
Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.
The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is
P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.
Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.
Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
pseudogarboyle by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007
Pseudogay
The act of pretending to be Gay,in order to avoid unnecessary relations with the opposite sex at a given time.
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