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pseudohomo

a subcultural aspect in which the participants, overwhelmingly males, pretend to be gay with each other on a regular basis without the need of saying "no homo" as a means of laughless humor usually in the form of greetings, body language, and sometimes, found in casual discussion.

Very few of pseudohomo groups have any truly gay people in them. The common rule is that pseudohomos with a majority of pseudohomo culture are likely real homosexuals attempting to cover their sexuality with humor. Individuals such as this often lose their bonds with a much less pseudohomo group, and end up becoming a kind of annoyance. As well, numerous pseudohomo groups are in reality partly homophobic, and therefore reject these people.

But for true pseudohomos, it can take up anywhere from 5-30% of a particular group's sense of humor. This is most closely associated with certain breeds of nerds, for which this kind of joking behavior can often be unspokenly interpreted as a form of endearment, despite it's non-serious premise.

But the action does not always spread to the entire group. Many times there are one or two individuals whose personality does not allow the individual to say that, while others may say things to the individual. The individual laughs, but the pseudohomos may only smile.
Jason: Hey baby cakes, watchadoin?

Tanner: nothin much...Nice shirt you got there

Jason: Ya, you wanna feel it? It's real soft...

Tanner: Sure!....Ya that's a nice fabric...hey where's my bitches?

Cosmo: Oh they're at the store....probably doing it in the backroom....

Tanner: Those guys, we'd never do that...

Jason: What, do you think we're just pseudohomo, not actually homosexuals?

Tanner: No....I'm just saying we'd never do it in the backroom....At leas t Cosmo would prefer the cereal aisle where all the little kids can see us and get tramatized...

Cosmo: Fuckyear!
by gay for peaches December 9, 2009
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Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality

Sex with dead, gay, frozen, african american, baby animals
Hey Todd, did you commit Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality with that dog behind the KFC dumpster?
by Entus April 4, 2007
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Pseudonymous

An adjective derived from Pseudonym:

1) A word to describe a fake or fictitious name. From some long greek word meaning 'falsely named'.
2) Can be used as a referal to someones name as an indication of how fake they are.
His name couldn't possible me Igunbeetranter, pseudonymous to say the least.
by Pseudonymous December 13, 2003
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Pseudonomics

She told me that she wished this weekend was "funner," and I told her that she should take a course on pseudonomics.
by academyresearcher September 2, 2014
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Pseudonymonymer

That guy who gives everyone nicknames that have nothing to do with their own identity.
Pseudonymonymer: I'm going to call you Onions!

Other guy: But my name is Steve...And I hate onions...
by Stav Clones March 29, 2010
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Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.
Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

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by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017
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Pseudopoo

The act of faking a shit to avoid or postpone something. Often used in conjunction with "work" or "marriage".
If it weren't for the pseudopoo, I'd probably have to take up smoking just to get through the day.
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010
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