pruke

To vomit whilst pooing

David just pruked....

by elmacho February 14, 2014

Pruke

(v) 'PROOk', portmanteau of dryer' and 'nuke': To throw a crumpled, damp or dirty article of clothing in the dryer for a few minutes to dispel of wrinkles, odor or moisture.

I was running late for work this morning so I grabbed a pair of pants from the dirty laundry pile and pruked them with some fabric sheets. No I at least look a smell fresh.

by Foster4 December 6, 2017

Pruke

Prunk as a Truke (to the point that correct spelling really seems irrelevant

I went to the Killers shop last night and got totally pruke

by Foster4 December 6, 2017

PRUNE LOVE

An act involving an individual who likes to drill grannies ( consensually ) . If it is against their will , it is commonly referred to as prune rape .

We made prune love , and then I wheeled her back to the library

by namaste neil April 18, 2011

puke-a-chu

A person who can't hang during a night out of drinking typically evolves into this rare pokemon species. Its only skill is puking at unexplainable and unpredictable times. Despite its rarity, no Pokemon Master wants to catch it. Besides, it will probably stink up the pokeball. It's natural habitat is anywhere near vodka and whiskey--all at once.

"Hold her hair...she just evolved into a puke-a-chu!"

by Kimboses August 27, 2013

Prunetang

A wrinkled and relatively dry vagina. Often caused by years of excessive use or drought. Common in the wake of cougardom.

I toe fucked your grandmother's prunetang last night buddy. That is one nasty gilf
Don't call me buddy, friend.

by *samIam* August 20, 2010

puke 'n go

The puke 'n go is the act of vomitting before going to the bar. The puke 'n go is ususally kept secret and revealed the next morning when retelling the events of the previous night. However it may also be shared directly after to induce a very entertaining few minutes of laughter and ridicule. This choice is left to the discretion of said puke 'n goer. The puke 'n go is similar to "the yak 'n stay back", however the former actually involves making it to the bar, whereas the latter is for pitiful individuals who stay at home. Followers of the puke 'n go are very determined to have a good time. They are looked up to, as they do not let putrid and disgusting bodily functions get in the way of having fun.

Chantelle is queen of the puke 'n go.

by 313vagina March 7, 2009