This definition was inspired by my Lady putting to test whether or not the scientific claim about how a woman, who repeatedly consumes pineapple 🍍, will undergo a perceivable shift in the biochemistry of her nectar, is indeed valid. Yes, after merely 2 weeks' time, her already-heavenly-blissful secretions HAVE taken on a different (more aqueous) composition/texture, a bit of a more faint coloration, AND an even-sweeter taste!!! Yes, the already-legendary "poontang" truly has a new, more-enjoyably-sweet-tasting version! This entirely-welcome, delightful twist wasn't at all difficult to bring to fruition (no pun intended)!

On this virtually solar-hot Summer day, NOTHING could more suitably slake my thirst than a healthy does of her luscious pinetang!!

pinetang by Eminentissimo May 16, 2023

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Prune-Tang

A very old ladies poontang; wrinkly and saggy. Also see: Flapjacks.

I loves me some prune-tang. Hmm, Hmm, tangy.

Prune-Tang by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004

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Penetanguishene

A place that's filled with drunk teens and people from waypoint. Population: nobody. If you wanna get drunk with some wannabe gangster but total redneck motherfockers. Go to Penetang. The girls are psychotic don't even try.

Guy 1. "Yo I met this skank named Sara b in penetanguishene and she let me do Coke off her ass!"
Guy 2. "What is Penetangyshinng?"

Guy 1. "No clue dude some weird hick town near Barrie."

Penetanguishene by Getfacked July 12, 2016

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puntangorang

Variation of the term puntang. A gittier form of the word. It is a hybrid of puntang and the word bangorang from the popular movie Hook starring Robin Williams.

G'damn look at all the puntangorang walkin around.
I'm fucking feenin for some puntangorang foo.
Puntangorang I heard!!!

puntangorang by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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