Providitis 

An epidemic that leads organizations to use the most boring verb in the English language – provide.

That nonprofit's website has a serious case of Providitis - all of their goals are to "provide XYZ."

Nonprofits always have the same narrative:"We exist. Give us money so we can PROVIDE things"

Providitis by pubpol555 November 9, 2017

proximitist 

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

proximitist by Further Away March 23, 2007

Internet service providings 

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.

Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"

Internet service providings by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009

Proximitist 

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

Proximitist by Maker upper of words July 20, 2008

provoitis

the effect that you get immediatly after leaving, or about to leave a vacation in the Turks &Caicos.

damn... i'm leaving Provo tomorrow and i'm already having a case of Provoitis...

provoitis by scubadave17 November 5, 2012

Providisions

When someone provided something, the something is called a Providision.

Person: Could I provide a tip or two?

Gordon Ramsay: YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! WHY WOULD I NEED YOUR PROVIDISIONS!!!

Providisions by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019