proximitist

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

by Further Away March 23, 2007

Proximitist

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

by Maker upper of words July 20, 2008

Proximititty

Nearness in space, time, or relationship to titties

"Dude, last night, my hand was totally in proximititty to her sweet rockin' tits!"
"Nice brah'

by mreihms June 26, 2016

proximinity

Nobody knows what does it mean, but it can be used in any sentence.

"azt mondom az proximinity"

by imatehungary November 28, 2021

Proximityism

#PROXIMITYISM /präkˈsimədē-izem/ —Defined as the philosophy that nearness to a minority group gives one permission to talk out the side of their face and neck.

He believed by virtue of proximityism he could avoid a beat-down when using the word he used to describe black people.

by LittleDidYouKnow February 7, 2022