Provo

serious lack of bars and sluts

A: I moved to Provo, Utah...
B: I'm sorry man

by tkh23 May 3, 2011

Provo

Utah city that is home to a large concentration of Mormons and Brigham Young University. Coincidentally, it's also one of the cities with the highest drug trafficking rates in Utah. Go figure.

I hate living in Provo because of all the college students.

by magnolius March 1, 2011

Provo

A city in Utah that is such a shithole it proves that Satan is a real person and that Hell is a real place.

When I was staring into a sunset in Hawaii I really felt God's presence. When I drove along the I-15 corridor and passed through Provo I could feel the presence of Lucifer.

by UncleBenTheRice April 2, 2016

Provo

Provo is short for Provocative and originates in East Yorkshire. It can be used to describe any situation or item that can be considered controversial, but usually refers to clothes.

"That short skirt is SO provo!"
"Did you see her crop top? It was provo as fuck"

by ktismylife June 28, 2012

Provo

Worst place ever. Full of Mormans and druggies.

Did you see that whacked out Morman? He must be from Provo

by Quadrophenia01 December 28, 2011

Provo

To take a share of something that you are not entitled to.

To add a fee to the cost to a transaction for themself.

Bill sold our car for $2000 and I only received $600. I was “Provoed” $400!

by Branofthemile May 1, 2021

Provos

members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA). Pro-Irish Republic paramilitaries

The opposing Loyalist paramilitaries are the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) and the Ulster Freedom Fighters (UFF)

Conflicts this long-running are never simple, so there are many splinter groups including the *Real* IRA, a.k.a. Oglaigh na hEireann. To make matters more confusing, Oglaigh na hEireann is also the name of the Irish Republic's legitimate army. Fortunately, most people have no clue how to pronounce Oglaigh na hEireann, so the confusion is self-limiting.

Will the Provos hold the ceasefire or retaliate? Stay tuned ...

by mandingoe June 8, 2004