Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

Protein-Shake by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

protein shake 

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

protein shake by ripR1 October 11, 2008

protein shake 

For one to nut in a girls mouth.

I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..

protein shake by war-su-gi January 24, 2003

Protein shake 

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

Protein shake by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

Protein Shake 

a silly metaphor for semen

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"

Protein Shake by B.Diddy August 4, 2007

protein shake 

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

protein shake by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein shake 

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

protein shake by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004