Prostopia

Prostopia means "near future". It's a portmanteau of the Greek prefix "Pros" (meaning near) and the common suffix "topia" (meaning land), such as in the words utopia or dystopia. Its primary use is in describing hard sci-fi showing an imminent future usually based on plausible technology (not fantasy or magic).

EX MACHINA is a cautionary tale set in a prostopia.
Mike Judge's brilliant film IDIOCRACY was meant to be a satire showing an absurdist far future. But given the mad idiots nowadays, I fear it's prostopian.

Prostopia by Trinity Mind May 13, 2021

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

pogtopia 

A land created by Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, and TommyInnit after getting kicked out of (L')Manburg.

Jschlatt: Where is Pogtopia?
Quackity: I don't know

pogtopia by PigIA September 23, 2020

prosopagnosia 

A medical term for a disorder that impairs the ability to recognize faces.

People with severe cases of prosopagnosia may even have trouble recognizing family members.

prosopagnosia by Mark Whitis June 6, 2004

protopipe

A solid brass pipe sold in headshops that has several unique parts to it, such as a bowl cover lid that swivels, a poker, a tar trap and a small compartment for stashing weed.

"Dude, you want to get high? I've got my protopipe."

protopipe by Jynx September 21, 2004

Prostocio 

A word that can be interchanged with any other noun when describing a person

Pete didn’t root that chick because she had a hairy box…what a prostocio!

Prostocio by Conrad670 October 2, 2005

protopipe

Brandname and type of self contained pipe.
Has many unique features including a swiveling removeable (with alan wrench) bowl cover, screenless bowl, poker that is also used to clean the pipe and remove "tar" (resin) trap, chamber to store extra pot, and removable "tar" (resin) trap at the bottom of the bowl for easy cleaning/unclogging.
Very handy indeed

When I carry my protopipe around with me I never have to look for a poker, my bowl never spills, and I can carry around some extra sum-sum in the chamber for when the bowl gets cashed.

I love my protopipe

protopipe by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008