Proscension

Occurs when one is be condescending while also being pretentious, usually in a contentious manner

"You are worthless and beneath me as I graduated from an Ivy League University and you only managed to graduate from a local Community College!"

"I don't appreciate your proscension as I am you equal and as intelligent as your are!"

by Jeffrey Scott Olivo August 13, 2024

Proscension

Protentious condescension typically expressed in a contentious manner.

"You are worthless and beneath me as I graduated from an Ivy League University and you only managed to graduate from a local Community College!"

"I don't appreciate your proscension as I am you equal and as intelligent as your are!"

by Jeffrey Scott Olivo August 13, 2024

prosmessional

Someone who likes to wear a suit, go into a mid range bar/restaurant and talk to the staff like they're trash. This is all despite being trash themselves, cloaked in a suit of lies.

Hey, that guy talks down to me when he orders drinks. He must be quite a professional high flier in the city.
Professional prosmessional. I've seen that guy at work round the corner, he's a manager at Wimpy.

by JCVRS April 28, 2011

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009