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proxending

The most evil, vile and the most heartless ending to a movie, story or game.
Wow, he did a proxending in Witcher 3. Even Gaunter O Dimm is afraid of him.
proxending by funnyyellowdog December 21, 2021

patroscending 

The exact boarder between patronizing and condescending, where the feign of patronizing kindness increases to the point that it is so apparent, that were it any more so, it would simply be condescending. The balancing point upon which this word may appropriately be used is often determinable only by intonation and accompanying visual clues.

Synonym: condenizing
A phrase possibly classifiable as patroscending - "your ability to instantly discern the meaning of the most contrived twords and chackronyms is amazballs covered in awesome sauce"
patroscending by carpe mañana March 8, 2014

procesding 

An intentionally made up word, intended to be perceived as 'processing', served as a textual response by the user to alleviate responsibility and justify inaction on the user's part.
Via text:
"What's status of my application?"
"procesding"
procesding by Betamail May 31, 2021

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.
Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026