proscending 

A younger person explaining to an older person in the way they understand (reverse condescending)

My aunt accused me of being proscending when I was explaining why my answer was correct.

proscending by doushitekonani August 10, 2018

proxending

The most evil, vile and the most heartless ending to a movie, story or game.

Wow, he did a proxending in Witcher 3. Even Gaunter O Dimm is afraid of him.

proxending by funnyyellowdog December 21, 2021

patroscending 

The exact boarder between patronizing and condescending, where the feign of patronizing kindness increases to the point that it is so apparent, that were it any more so, it would simply be condescending. The balancing point upon which this word may appropriately be used is often determinable only by intonation and accompanying visual clues.

Synonym: condenizing

A phrase possibly classifiable as patroscending - "your ability to instantly discern the meaning of the most contrived twords and chackronyms is amazballs covered in awesome sauce"

patroscending by carpe mañana March 8, 2014

procesding 

An intentionally made up word, intended to be perceived as 'processing', served as a textual response by the user to alleviate responsibility and justify inaction on the user's part.

Via text:
"What's status of my application?"
"procesding"

procesding by Betamail May 31, 2021

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.

Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

cusstody proceedings by QuacksO June 15, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020