Proptical
Proptical by Poopwizardd1 January 15, 2023
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practical problems
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021
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Poptimal
1. Refers to the best or optimal pop-culture occurrence of a given time period; Usually relating to celebrities and public figures.
2. Conflation of the words “pop-culture” and “optimal”;
3. Having to do with, cited by, refering to the Internet pop-culture review site: www.poptimal.com.
2. Conflation of the words “pop-culture” and “optimal”;
3. Having to do with, cited by, refering to the Internet pop-culture review site: www.poptimal.com.
Lindsay Lohan's alleged car chase and drug possession was the poptimal event of this year, or Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice's love child was the poptimal story in Jet Magazine last week.
practical intelligence
practical intelligence by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010
practical joke
is a trick played on someone that is meant to be funny for people watching, though normally embarrassing for the person being tricked.
What would you do if someone called you saying they were Barack Obama? Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call just like that the other day and like many people would, she assumed it was a radio station practical joke.
practical joke by shracaneits January 16, 2009
Poopticulate
n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.
Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.
Poopticulate by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009
poetically damned
guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*
poetically damned by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011
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