A sarcastic adverb, taken from 'probably', given in a response to mean 'no'. A take on the 'NOT' joke. It can also be denoted via a 'P' gesture made with the right hand. This can be in conjunction with saying the word, or alone.

Mum: Do the dishes!
Blakey: Proobly

Blakey: You are really attractive
Jess: Thanks Blakey
Blakey: Proobly

Proobly by Ballin like im Bo Didley January 10, 2012

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Provoboner

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.

"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."

Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

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phojob

When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)

Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...

phojob by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

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protoboner

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

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ProHobo

Camping in a disused building, related to urban exploration, generally a sleep-over / party in a place generally inaccessible

We're gonna ProHobo in that old church tonight

ProHobo by mstarmatt December 6, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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