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do you want to projob?

Sure I'm free tomorrow.
Projob by Emily2222 September 2, 2020
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A sarcastic adverb, taken from 'probably', given in a response to mean 'no'. A take on the 'NOT' joke. It can also be denoted via a 'P' gesture made with the right hand. This can be in conjunction with saying the word, or alone.
Mum: Do the dishes!
Blakey: Proobly

Blakey: You are really attractive
Jess: Thanks Blakey
Blakey: Proobly

Provoboner 

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.
"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."
Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012
When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)
Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...
phojob by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.
"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!
protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018
Camping in a disused building, related to urban exploration, generally a sleep-over / party in a place generally inaccessible
We're gonna ProHobo in that old church tonight
ProHobo by mstarmatt December 6, 2011