Projob

A really epic blowjob.

I just got the best projob from that girl in the yellow bug.

by afanasieff007 April 9, 2010

Projob

hanging out with a close friend

do you want to projob?

Sure I'm free tomorrow.

by Emily2222 September 2, 2020

Proobly

A sarcastic adverb, taken from 'probably', given in a response to mean 'no'. A take on the 'NOT' joke. It can also be denoted via a 'P' gesture made with the right hand. This can be in conjunction with saying the word, or alone.

Mum: Do the dishes!
Blakey: Proobly

Blakey: You are really attractive
Jess: Thanks Blakey
Blakey: Proobly

by Ballin like im Bo Didley January 10, 2012

Provoboner

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.

"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."

by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

phojob

When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)

Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...

by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

protoboner

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

by tuusmater May 12, 2018

ProHobo

Camping in a disused building, related to urban exploration, generally a sleep-over / party in a place generally inaccessible

We're gonna ProHobo in that old church tonight

by mstarmatt December 6, 2011