protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

Provoboner 

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.

"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."

Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

proto-boner 

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

proto-boner by ompelle December 20, 2008

Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

Proboner by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

protonerd 

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.

Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?

protonerd by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013

proboner

Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.

"I proboned masticate today"

proboner by Rob Murray April 19, 2005

proboner

A dick in a pussy.

The proboner sloced her uterus in half.

proboner by twinkietits March 21, 2004