Provoboner 

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.

"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."

Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

Danny Provolone

One of the players who was on the field in 1986 during a confrontational match between the Exton Massacrers and the Goshen Bears. During that match, newcomer Kelly Goosecock kicked a 75 yard field goal.

Provolone was well known for his trash talking, which could have easily been what won the game. But sadly, that honor was for Goosecock.

The trash-talking of Danny Provolone could have easily been that.

Danny Provolone by George Potamkin October 29, 2011

protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

north provolone 

A section on Providence with a high population of Italians

OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! where u from? answer North Provolone

north provolone by jerry321 July 30, 2010

Provolone Beat Down 

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

Provolone Beat Down by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009

Provolone

Italian Americans who act "overly-italian" with attitude and gold chains

Look at Tony with his gold chain acting like a provolone.

Provolone by rmtt July 2, 2014

provolone into swiss 

When a pasty white boi walks down the wrong street in a low income african american city metro.

Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*

provolone into swiss by taheehee014 July 20, 2019