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Danny Provolone

One of the players who was on the field in 1986 during a confrontational match between the Exton Massacrers and the Goshen Bears. During that match, newcomer Kelly Goosecock kicked a 75 yard field goal.

Provolone was well known for his trash talking, which could have easily been what won the game. But sadly, that honor was for Goosecock.
The trash-talking of Danny Provolone could have easily been that.
Danny Provolone by George Potamkin October 29, 2011

protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.
"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!
protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

north provolone 

A section on Providence with a high population of Italians
OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! where u from? answer North Provolone
north provolone by jerry321 July 30, 2010

Provolone Beat Down 

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.
The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.
Italian Americans who act "overly-italian" with attitude and gold chains
Look at Tony with his gold chain acting like a provolone.
Provolone by rmtt July 2, 2014

provolone into swiss 

When a pasty white boi walks down the wrong street in a low income african american city metro.
Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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