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Provoboner 

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.
"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."
Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012
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protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.
"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!
protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018
Supporting gay and homosexual rights.
Guy 1: " Do you want to go to lunch? "
Guy 2: " Sure, how does Chick-fil-a sound? "
Guy 1: " Sorry man . I can't eat there anymore, I'm prohomo."
Prohomo by babyduckies July 27, 2012

Probobobably 

A blanket term for anything likely - it probobobably could be used to answer anything. May be shortened to 'probobob' if shouted across a large room.
"It's probobobably nothing life-threatening, but I just wanted to check."

"How much do you think the repairs will be?"
"Probobobably around £1200."

Probobobably by probo-Bob November 8, 2007

pronobono 

when you fuck a girl laying on her back while youre doing a handstand
pronobono
pronobono by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026