A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'