Programmar

Someone who likes grammar.

Hey bro this guy is a programmar.

Programmar by webdriver-torso December 11, 2019

Programmer 

A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer.

Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."

Programmer by MidnightWasTwoHoursAgo June 18, 2018

programmer's high 

The feeling of satisfaction a person gets after writing his or her own program and running it successfully. Lasts approximately 10 minutes before wearing off, due to another task appearing immediately after the completion of one task

I let out a sigh of relief and basked in the programmer's high after I had completed this week's programming task. Sadly, hearing my victory sigh, the boss gave me another job to do. Son of a... !!!

programmer's high by CodeKraken February 22, 2011

Programming 

The art of turning caffeine into Error Messages.

12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.

Programming by JessTicular September 18, 2006

programming socks

Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.

First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!

programming socks by Space man person June 3, 2020

programming 

hood term. getting yourself ready for hood war

we straight programmin’ (programming) that’s on crip. our nippas be in the gym, they be doin they push-ups, they doin they pull ups they on that shit that’s on five

programming by YungGucci August 13, 2021

Programmer 

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

Programmer by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021