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programmatical 

a task or routine that can be accomplished through routine programming.
Once you identify a plane in space, the rest of the inspection is simply programatical.
programmatical by MrKnuckle August 31, 2004

Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.
Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."

Programmagically

"Programmagically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software but will need some magic that seems impossible.

As opposed to:

"Programmatically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software rather than manual, human interaction.

"Programmagically" also means the code works, but you are unsure why it works, when it looks wrong, therefore there is some magic happening.
The code we need will programmagically match a street address to the customer's name, because the there is no way to relate them.
Programmagically by turtle-spud February 20, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026