programmery 

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

programmery by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmery 

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.

Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...

programmery by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

Programmer 

A person who is paid to professionally scream at a computer.

Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."

Programmer by MidnightWasTwoHoursAgo June 18, 2018

programmer's high 

The feeling of satisfaction a person gets after writing his or her own program and running it successfully. Lasts approximately 10 minutes before wearing off, due to another task appearing immediately after the completion of one task

I let out a sigh of relief and basked in the programmer's high after I had completed this week's programming task. Sadly, hearing my victory sigh, the boss gave me another job to do. Son of a... !!!

programmer's high by CodeKraken February 22, 2011

Programmer 

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

Programmer by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.

Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU

programmer socks by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022

Programmer 

pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code.

Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"

Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"

Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"

Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."

Programmer by its_allgood December 9, 2005