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pricesses 

Sensitive people who are exclusively concerned with the price or effort required for a service.
Adam was having trouble convincing his team to change their ways - they were a bunch of pricesses' who refused to change their ways unless there was something in it for them.
pricesses by chainsaw_architect June 21, 2023
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PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.
PrisInman Presses by PrisInman July 17, 2011

processees 

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.
Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.
processees by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

flyers priceless

The name of one of the largest current email chains in existence. Started and sent to a select few individuals as a Philadelphia Flyers take-off on the popular Visa "Priceless" campaign, the email has been kept alive by users submitting senseless messages containing items such as irrelevant pictures, obscure pop culture references and inside jokes. Frequently these emails are part of the Friday Flood
Core: Dude, flyers priceless is up to its 137th response
Al: Get me off the list
flyers priceless by RFGetz June 21, 2007

Princesses Of Heart 

Seven princesses (Not all were actual born princesses) or maidens pure of heart, Meaning there's no darkness at all in their hearts, Only light. Their names are....
Aurora- Sleeping Beauty
Belle- Beauty And The Beast
Alice- Alice In Wonderland
Jasmine- Aladdin
Cinderella- Cinderella

Snow White- Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
And last but not least
Kairi- Kingdom Hearts Series
Some prefer Ariel over Alice and are fuming that Alice was chosen instead.
KH Fan 1: Dude, I love KH, But It's dumb they have Alice instead of Ariel!
KH Fan 2: Well, Consider that all princesses of heart must be together at the keyhole in KH 1.
Princesses Of Heart by Linolona October 4, 2009

*Priceless*

A joke that can have different meanings to it.
Fubu shirt - $50
Roca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Du-Rag - $5

Realizing you're white... - *Priceless*
*Priceless* by GAME50 November 3, 2005

Priceless 

1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.
1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.
Priceless by ToeKneeRay April 23, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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