Procariot 

The word "Procariot" has three definitions:

1. A supporter of bullies on DeviantART or their friends. Can also be used to describe people who protect their friends, despite the fact their "Friends" are awful people.

2. The same definition as mongoloid or cretin, a retard.

3. A Spanish person from Valencia. (Derogatory)

It originated as slang on DeviantART during a massive flame war.

When in lowercase, the P is always capitalised.

Other forms:
Procarriot
Procarian
Procar-Supporter
Procultist

1. "Hey, @team, i'm getting attacked by Procariots left right and centre."

2. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PROCARIOT!!!"

3. "I was dating this hot Spanish chick and then found out she was a Procariot!"

Procariot by TheGreatestShenBANPROCAR July 1, 2019

precariat 

Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.

While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.

precariat by paulpaxman October 2, 2011

Prochristinating 

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves

Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.

Prochristinating by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010

Procarious 

A financial negotiation term. When the procurement department of a company creates a precarious situation.

I went in hoping to get the contract signed, but then the finance guys showed up and it got totally procarious.

Procarious by The E Train March 25, 2010

Precarity 

A term noted by author Mark Fisher in his essay 'Time Wars.'

Precarity describes the situation where the formerly stable fixtures of life - work, home life, and the time available to dedicate to such things equally - become more fractured and unstable, leading to an existentially precarious and exhausting way of life.

Bill would love to own his own home, but the precarity involved in balancing his new job, old debt load, healthcare, and relationships means he has neither the time or money to dedicate to home ownership.

Precarity by Parker51 August 17, 2012

Poocario 

The final boss of Smash Ultimate

I can't believe how powerful Poocario is!

Poocario by BOOMdaGOD June 5, 2021

Prochristination 

Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.

Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."

Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"

Prochristination by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011