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Procarious 

A financial negotiation term. When the procurement department of a company creates a precarious situation.
I went in hoping to get the contract signed, but then the finance guys showed up and it got totally procarious.
Procarious by The E Train March 25, 2010
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Procariot 

The word "Procariot" has three definitions:

1. A supporter of bullies on DeviantART or their friends. Can also be used to describe people who protect their friends, despite the fact their "Friends" are awful people.

2. The same definition as mongoloid or cretin, a retard.

3. A Spanish person from Valencia. (Derogatory)

It originated as slang on DeviantART during a massive flame war.

When in lowercase, the P is always capitalised.

Other forms:
Procarriot
Procarian
Procar-Supporter
Procultist
1. "Hey, @team, i'm getting attacked by Procariots left right and centre."

2. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PROCARIOT!!!"

3. "I was dating this hot Spanish chick and then found out she was a Procariot!"

Poocation 

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)
Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.
Poocation by diginick September 9, 2016

Poocation 

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.
What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.
Poocation by Warchef March 9, 2010

Procariously 

(n:) to be intense and factual towards an entity or idea.
He procariously fought aganist the backlash.
Procariously by ilovesomebody February 25, 2025

Procarious

Usually a fat bald man, dishing out verbal to the mandem
This waste man is being bear procarious
Procarious by Gymlad69 November 27, 2025
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