JonathanHitchcock's definitions

russian okomoko gambit

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023

slide for von

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

big chiesty

a term for a fat ghetto gang member that is crazy as fuck

me: you a big chiesty

him: stfu lil ass boy

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

nucleshitoriosis

when you stick your butthole in a microwave and it gets radiation poisoning so bad you constantly have shit smeared all over your clothes no matter how much you wipe

Did you hear john has nucleshitoriosis?

Oh, prayers up

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

cheerjock

a female that is popular but is a huge asshole and has a deep voice, so shes probably has a dick.

Rebecca is such a cheerjock

I know right, i thought i was the only one that thought that

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

Man Hoe Manipulation

when you get with girl 1, dump them for girl 2, dump that same girl for girl 3, then get with girl 4 while she still has feelings, and make her jealous and get back with her after girl 4 leaves.

"jackson uses Man Hoe Manipulation"
"yeah fuck that whore"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022