11 definitions by JonathanHitchcock

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

wankershmuck

When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.

"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Constaflabiorosis

How to describe long words you cant spell

"How do you spell the one word in the song that's like supercalifragilisticexpeladcoios"
"idk thats a constaflabiorosis"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

slide for von

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

bbl face

when you see somebody so bad that all your face muscles constrict and you look hot as shit

bbl face

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

big chiesty

a term for a fat ghetto gang member that is crazy as fuck

me: you a big chiesty

him: stfu lil ass boy

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

cheerjock

a female that is popular but is a huge asshole and has a deep voice, so shes probably has a dick.

Rebecca is such a cheerjock

I know right, i thought i was the only one that thought that

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022