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Pro Stock 

Basically in layman's terms a pro stock is a hack, Someone who makes it through their career with little knowledge or common sense of the task which they are getting compensated to do.
This person is often preoccupied with the weekends partying scene on their mind on a Monday
This individual also may not possess his own tools use a laborers as if that were their own .
Can't believe joe gets paid to com to work, he's always borrowing Jose's tools , what a Pro Stock
Pro Stock by Dadgad September 16, 2014
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Team Prostock 

A group of degenerate, retarded, unskilled tradesman who only work Tuesdays thru Wednesdays between the hours of 945am to 1137 am working with only the the least functioning of tools known to man. Stupidity is a common theme. Often getting by on sure luck. Normal lead by a king of the stupid thing they are getting over on everyone.
Team Prostock is at it again, three weeks to install the trim in one room.

Sorry buddy, your stuck with team prostock.

Who did you piss off to get stuck with team prostock
Team Prostock by 7mary3 September 18, 2014
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Prostocked

To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox
Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.
Prostocked by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014
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