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Prostocked

To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox
Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.
Prostocked by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014
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Team Prostock 

A group of degenerate, retarded, unskilled tradesman who only work Tuesdays thru Wednesdays between the hours of 945am to 1137 am working with only the the least functioning of tools known to man. Stupidity is a common theme. Often getting by on sure luck. Normal lead by a king of the stupid thing they are getting over on everyone.
Team Prostock is at it again, three weeks to install the trim in one room.

Sorry buddy, your stuck with team prostock.

Who did you piss off to get stuck with team prostock
Team Prostock by 7mary3 September 18, 2014
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prussocked 

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.
This past weekend I got prussocked.
prussocked by scott January 19, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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