Privates Investigator
a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.
Privates Investigator by 12345498456 April 22, 2008
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Government Supported Private Investigator
A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020
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private investigator by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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Private Investigator by SmokeWeedEveryday123 April 8, 2019
PIS (private investigator services)
"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out
PIS (private investigator services) by the psi team August 2, 2023
Top private investigator in the state of texas
In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
Top private investigator in the state of texas by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025
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