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private story kind of guy 

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

private private story 

a second private story on snapchat where people post a little more personal stuff than you would post on a normal private
Yo did you see what Rachel posted on her private private story yesterday?

Yea that was a lot of used puff bars

Snapchat custom(private story) 

A Snapchat custom(or private story) is a story where only select people will see it. You share your whole life with your viewers like when you shower and go to sleep. It’s like being a YouTube vlogger except only your close friends will see it and it lasts for 24 hours. If your custom isn’t entertaining, you might as well not have one. Many people post funny or embarrassing moments on their custom that they wouldn’t normally post on their main story.

Things that people may post on their custom include:
-“Pre” and “post” *activity*
-Gn/Gm

-hauls
-routines
-storytimes
-etc.
Customs are usually done by girls, and have girl viewers, so if you are a boy, you might be lucky enough to be on a girl’s custom. People usually name their customs things like “_____’s Life”, “Keeping up with ______”, etc.
Eliana: “Omg!! Carly’s custom was so funny!!”
Samantha: “Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD”
Eliana: “Did you see what Carly posted on her snapchat custom(private story) yesterday?”
Samantha: “Omg! Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD”

Jude_rams HoT(private story)

A unique private story set up by none other than jude_rams only the coolest of cool are allowed access to see what posts jude(an ancient mythical creature) decides to upload daily

He is known for having strict rules for when it comes to the rules of his story,anyone who deliberately breaks them will be sanctioned in one form or another

He’s a patient,cute and comforting man whom everyone wants to be (or at least get close to being)
X-wait so you’re telling me your not in Jude_rams HoT(private story)
Y-of course I am ya langer
X-wuhaaaayyy

megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.
i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back

Private Time Story 

A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with
I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story
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