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Prisonpost

A form of goalpost manipulation similar to fedposting but extended to all kinds of illegal acts, particularly non-violent crimes and actions: intentional civil disobedience, posts defending drug trafficking, advocacy for non-violent sedition, insurrection, or treason, and other activities that could attract legal attention. The prisonpost is the moving standard of what's "safe" to say or do online—a boundary that shifts as platforms change policies, as laws evolve, as enforcement priorities shift. What was protected speech yesterday is a crime today; what was ignored last year is prosecuted this year. The prisonpost traps those who don't notice the movement until it's too late.
Example: "He'd been posting about drug decriminalization for years, never imagining it would be prosecuted. But the prisonpost had moved—new administration, new priorities, new interpretations of old laws. His decade-old posts were suddenly evidence, suddenly crimes. The post had shifted, and he hadn't noticed until the knock came. Prisonpost had done its work: moving the line, then punishing those who crossed it."
Prisonpost by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026
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The union of prisonbait with honeypot—a server, community, or group created specifically to attract people into incriminating themselves, then deliver that evidence to authorities. A prisonpot might present itself as a radical political forum, a drug discussion group, a civil disobedience planning space. In reality, it's operated by or for law enforcement, designed to document every illegal statement, every planned action, every incriminating admission. Users join seeking like-minded community; they become defendants in future prosecutions. Prisonpot is "how to catch a predator" expanded to cover any target population authorities wish to monitor, infiltrate, or prosecute.
Example: "The 'direct action planning' server seemed like a space for serious activists—people committed to real change, willing to discuss tactics. What they didn't know was that the server was a prisonpot, run by federal agents documenting every message, every plan, every incriminating word. Months later, arrests came—dozens of people charged based on their own words, shared in what they thought was safe company. The prisonpot had been planted, cultivated, and harvested."
Prisonpot by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Prisonpocketcockjockey 

One stupid turd of a human who beats on girls due to needing a penile extension!
Convict #1 "Quick hide the math pipe"
Convict#2. "Where's our prisonpocketcockjockey?"
Prisonpocketcockjockey by Laffnatchya November 16, 2016

Prisonpoon 

Prisonpoon is a vagina from prison.
Maybe i should get locked up too just to see her sweet prisonpoon
Prisonpoon by BonneAli July 31, 2018
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