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Prison Poon 

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.
Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon
Prison Poon by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021

prison poon 

When you are in prison too long and get the urge to get some prison poonanny.
I'm a straight girl and have been in prison too long and I want all the prison poon!
prison poon by kacamp1 November 27, 2013

Prisonpocketcockjockey 

One stupid turd of a human who beats on girls due to needing a penile extension!
Convict #1 "Quick hide the math pipe"
Convict#2. "Where's our prisonpocketcockjockey?"
Prisonpocketcockjockey by Laffnatchya November 16, 2016

PrisonPhobia 

the fair of not being able to escape a prison and thus not giving your mind rest.
this often leads to insomnia.
i cant sleep because i have prisonphobia
PrisonPhobia by Millocracy August 13, 2022
The union of prisonbait with honeypot—a server, community, or group created specifically to attract people into incriminating themselves, then deliver that evidence to authorities. A prisonpot might present itself as a radical political forum, a drug discussion group, a civil disobedience planning space. In reality, it's operated by or for law enforcement, designed to document every illegal statement, every planned action, every incriminating admission. Users join seeking like-minded community; they become defendants in future prosecutions. Prisonpot is "how to catch a predator" expanded to cover any target population authorities wish to monitor, infiltrate, or prosecute.
Example: "The 'direct action planning' server seemed like a space for serious activists—people committed to real change, willing to discuss tactics. What they didn't know was that the server was a prisonpot, run by federal agents documenting every message, every plan, every incriminating word. Months later, arrests came—dozens of people charged based on their own words, shared in what they thought was safe company. The prisonpot had been planted, cultivated, and harvested."
Prisonpot by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Prisonpost

A form of goalpost manipulation similar to fedposting but extended to all kinds of illegal acts, particularly non-violent crimes and actions: intentional civil disobedience, posts defending drug trafficking, advocacy for non-violent sedition, insurrection, or treason, and other activities that could attract legal attention. The prisonpost is the moving standard of what's "safe" to say or do online—a boundary that shifts as platforms change policies, as laws evolve, as enforcement priorities shift. What was protected speech yesterday is a crime today; what was ignored last year is prosecuted this year. The prisonpost traps those who don't notice the movement until it's too late.
Example: "He'd been posting about drug decriminalization for years, never imagining it would be prosecuted. But the prisonpost had moved—new administration, new priorities, new interpretations of old laws. His decade-old posts were suddenly evidence, suddenly crimes. The post had shifted, and he hadn't noticed until the knock came. Prisonpost had done its work: moving the line, then punishing those who crossed it."
Prisonpost by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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