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prioritease

The act of provoking someone by pretending your priorities have changed creating a less stable or hurtful situation.
During the argument which escalated quickly, Anna felt deeply hurt and to see his reaction, she as a prioritease told Steven she needed to focus on school right now and couldn't see him for a while.
prioritease by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory
James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends
I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.
Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...
Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

Dorito prioritization 

When a friend or certain someone chooses to spend time with you or chooses to talk to you over eating doritos.
Hey how good of friends are we?

Bro I told you. Dorito prioritization is where we are. I'd choose you over doritos bro.
Dorito prioritization by Poo c slayer November 16, 2021

prioritization 

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.
We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.
prioritization by Chosney September 23, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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