Priporitize

Priporitize is when one prioritizes being proper over everything else in that moment.

Me: "I'm going to PRIPORITIZE today around all these fancy folk. I don't want them to know I'm a nobody from Corsicana; I'm going to PRIPORITIZE to the point that they will think I went to the best finishing school and finished by the age of two."

Priporitize by WarKnees March 22, 2026

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory

James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

Dis-prioritised prioritising by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends

I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

priorities strait by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

Dorito prioritization 

When a friend or certain someone chooses to spend time with you or chooses to talk to you over eating doritos.

Hey how good of friends are we?

Bro I told you. Dorito prioritization is where we are. I'd choose you over doritos bro.

Dorito prioritization by Poo c slayer November 16, 2021

prioritization 

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.

We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.

prioritization by Chosney September 23, 2003

Prioritaze 

Its when you get electrocuted into do thing the right thing.

I was prioritazed into returning the stolen car, after getting stopped by the cop.

Prioritaze by ann chovey June 14, 2011