Princpal 

Don't question the princpal, princpal IS PRINCPAL. If you do question the princpal expect Coffin Dance Music coming your way :)

It's all about the princpal.

Princpal by bigsuck233 October 3, 2020

principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex

I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

principals morning tea by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

Principal 

Some one who won't let you run in the damn halls when a teacher is trying to kill you

Player: *runs*
Principal: no running in the halls.
Player: FUCK YOU

Principal by Vincenta kittydog October 14, 2018

Principal 

A fake job given to someone in order to make it them feel important.

Peshe the little kid pretended to be a principal

Principal by TruthseeKINGfowl December 5, 2016

PC Principal

The new principal of South Park Elementary who is in his 20s, believes that Caitlyn Jenner is the most courageous person alive, that all immigrants here are not illegal immigrants but undocumented immigrants. His views and youth make him likely to beat up a student for calling something the wrong thing as he is part of the fraternity PCA and is politically correct.

His main opponent in South Park is Mr. Garrison who quit his job as teacher to run for presidency.

PC Principal: Did you refer to a Canadian student as a canuck?
Mr. Garrison: I did, sorry not sorry, tellin it as it is.

PC Principal by snoop do double g January 25, 2016

principal 

A jerk who sits in their office at school and drinks coffee all day. Your teacher sends you there when you're too much for them to handle. you're often sent there for stupid reasons.

Teacher: How many sides are on a triangle?
Me: Three
Teacher: You didn't raise your hand! Go to the principal's office!
Me:Aw crap

principal by picklessuck April 11, 2010

Assistant Principal 

Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.

The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent

Assistant Principal by anna bn April 9, 2009